Hey guys and gals, God here. Nobody listens to me anymore so I thought "Hell, me thinks I shall start a blog". A few things I would like to start off with. Number 1: I love the Iraq War. Me and Jerry Falwell were just discussing this over some grape juice (same benefits as wine). I mean why do you people hate me so much. I pick you a President and you just cut him down. Do you people need another tsunami or what? Also I am a fan of torture. Ever heard of predestination? Some people are predestined to be tortured just like some are predestined to be president and some are predestined to have to choose between being gay or straight. Anyways I got a mutiny on another galaxy I got to attend to.
Sincerely,
God "The Decider"
P.S. I am trying to put together a sweet power point presentation for the rapture.
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Nice to meet you, God. You sound rather irritated.
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