Mutiny over. I handled my biz and went ahead and sent an asteroid into the planet "Flintstone" (inside joke). They just refused to obey me. I told a gentleman there to build an ark and he just threw a fit. Then they all turned against me and "boom" I had to wash my hands of it. Anyhow I have decided to start a little universal stock market. Each planet is a like a publicly held company and me and the boys are going to get the angels involved tonight. Details are a little sketchy at this point and we need some sort of currency up here. To be honest heaven has fallen into a little disrepair as of late. I need to tighten my screening process to keep out some of the plebeians that get in here. Jerry Falwell and I threw around an idea about setting a minimum income one must make to get into heaven. But we got a bunch of whiners up here and they are throwing a wrench in the plan. Damn everlasting life!!! Well I am off to the White House. George is calling for me and I need to give him an earful about this immigration plan.
Sincerely
-God
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